Its an awful, awful film and I couldn't even finish it. So what made me visit ICP's first film? Its not an interesting story, but it does involve me watching an episode of MTV's True Life which focused on a couple's Juggalo themed wedding and their parents' disapproval. Most bands would kill for the kind of loyalty ICP sparks, so I thought I would give this a shot.
Before we visit this, let me remind you 1999 was a banner year for movies - this was the year that gave us The Matrix, The Sixth Sense, Toy Story 2, Election, Office Space, etc. While these movies were being painstakingly crafted and lovingly made, this thing happened.
Its generous on our part to discuss Big Money Hustlas "plot" but since it calls itself a "movie" apparently, we have to use terms like this. I suppose its best described as a "homage" to 70s blaxploitation movies, given the very sad use of Dolemite and Fred "Rerun" Berry. There's names like Big Baby Sweets and he's running a crime syndicate in New York, while someone named Shaggy 2 Dog (back when mothers were liberally writing things on their child's birth certificates) works for the police and solves crime. Or something.
You can't hear it but there's some funky music, brought to you courtesy of ICP. Its hard for me to admit, but its really not that bad.
And then a Lincoln navigator in a suburban neighborhood.
What was happening in this scene, you ask? Well, a clown in a suit swears a lot and there's some dialogue with hip hop dancer rejects.
One thing you may wonder, is if Big Money Hustlas passes the Bechdel test
In our story, Shaggy arrests Big Baby Sweets, some cohorts named Big Stank and Lil' Poot but law enforcement fails everyone and lets them go (frankly, I would think any law enforcement establishment would be willing to allow those nicknames as evidence.)
Spoiler alert, there's ninjas involved at this point. There's no point to it, its just worth mentioning.
And then this happens:
Also in a twist of ridiculous plot, Big Baby Sweats All the Time....
...brings in Mick Foley to wrestle. I don't follow wrestling, so I don't consider myself a fan, nor do I find myself impressed by the cameo.
Here's my favorite bit of trivia from this film, courtesy of its Wikipedia page:
"Big Money Hustlas was shot in New York. Most of the crew disliked the movie and the cast. They went on strike twice, while only a few crew members continued to work. The movie was shot in two months, but went way over budget. Halfway through the movie, Bruce had to pay $100,000 of his own money to continue filming. Island never paid the crew for the last two weeks of work due to the film going so far over budget.
Remember, folks. Just because you can shoot a movie, doesn't mean you should.