Its about to get real in here, so strap in.
Once upon a time, roughly mid-90s, there was a princess of a sorority named Shannen Doherty. Born of pasty white cheekbones, raven hair and a kickin' band where she dates one of the London twins (Jeremy I want to say) who also plays the bass (they always do).
She unknowingly has a blonde psychotic stalker who has done everything in her power to infiltrate Shannen's life and then ruin it. Had Shannen been paying attention, she would have remembered that talent show she competed in when she was seven and beat out that girl as well as everyone else. Since she didn't keep tabs on it, her life is about to get amazingly complicated.
From there, Blonde Stalker (didn't bother to remember her name) sneakily joins Shannen's band, turns Shannen's sorority friends against her, gets her kicked out of the band and seduces Shannen's boyfriend.
Why is it called Friends Til the End? Because someone must die. (Spoiler alert: its the blonde crazy girl)
Shannen has a charmed life (pun intended)...
Espescially this girl. This girl who's name I don't remember. Not that it matters because her whole goal in this movie is to Single White Female Shannen Doherty. We've all been there.
I know what you're thinking - but does she have chunky Mary Janes on?
Rest easy, gentle reader. She does.
I'll say this...should you watch this movie, which you absolutely should (its on YouTube...for FREE), there's some catchy songs. Like hummable, stuck in your head songs. And had this been the year 1997, I would have gotten the gumption to walk to WalMart or order the Friends Til the End Band's (not their real name) from BMG as part of my 12 CDs for one cent offer. Sadly, its 2014 and none of those words make sense and I'm forced to move on with my life anyway. Had things been a little bit different, Apple would have been sneakily putting the Shannen Doherty Experience (again, not the band's real name) into our iTunes without asking and Bono would've been hosting Scare Tactics or doing commercials for Education Connection.
Some movies get college life and some just don't. Maybe my college experience was unusual, but so many things that happened in this movie I had no recollection of. For example, the women in the sorority house were just genuinely NICE.
It started to feel a little bit more like home when Blonde Stalker overheard Brittany telling Shannen a secret and totally told everyone behind Brittany's back that Brittany was super super fake and then Blondie blamed Shannen and everyone totally believed it.
This is as good a time as any to talk about the acting styles of Shannen Doherty. Actually, she has one style. And its this -
Sadly, no. Instead, we get this face...
Which I'm not going to lie. This was my face for the whole movie.
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